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Halloween for the old - and the young.

 

You're getting too old to Trick –or –treat WHEN:

 

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.


9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.


8. You ask for high fiber candy only.


7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.                                   


6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.


5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.


4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.


3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.


2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.


1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

 

 

You may be too young to Trick-or-treat alone When:

 

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes.


She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"

                                                                         
The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"


The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time."


Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"


The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag.


The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking cookies!"

 

BE Safe everyone & watch out for my F%*king Cookies - OR I'll LEAVE SOMETHING ON YOUR DOOR STEP

 

 

 

 

 

                       

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13 commentsSteve Loynd • October 30 2010 04:00PM
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