Just the truth plain and simple….
*Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
*A Flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
*A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
*It’s better to understand a little than misunderstand a lot.
*It may be lonely at the top, but you eat better.
*Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener
*Never do card tricks in front of your poker buddies
*The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body needs to be on it.
*The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
*The problem with the gene pool is there is no lifeguard.
*The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
*Warning: Dates in the calendar are closer than they appear.
*Friends help you move. Real Friends help you move bodies
*You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word
*Your Kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.
*If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything!!
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