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The truth plain and simple...

 

Just the truth plain and simple….

*Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

*A Flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

*A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

*It’s better to understand a little than misunderstand a lot.

*It may be lonely at the top, but you eat better.

*Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener

*Never do card tricks in front of your poker buddies

*The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body needs to be on it.

*The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

*The problem with the gene pool is there is no lifeguard.

*The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.

*Warning: Dates in the calendar are closer than they appear.

*Friends help you move. Real Friends help you move bodies

*You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word

*Your Kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.

*If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything!!

                               And…

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone!!...I mean it stop following me. But Subscribe to my blog!!

 

 

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15 commentsSteve Loynd • April 27 2010 03:48PM
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