Here are but Three of the 258 emails I got Yesterday:
From; CraigsList / Subject: Posting Reply Could it be an answer to my ad in CraigsList? No it is a cash gifting program that will "crush the competition".
From: a nameless Short Sales co. / Subject : Important Certification Changes Could it be one of the BPO companies I work for on opinion of values?, No it's a Company that will sell me an authentic certificate that says I'm a short sales expert - and If I hang it on my walls, like magic the money will roll in.
From : Real Estate Sale Etc.. / Subject: I saw your classified Ad Could it be the print media is still working and someone wants to see a property I'm featuring? No apparently there is some deep dark secret that these folks are willing to share with me for a boat load of cash, to tell me how I can improve my market share.
If you are not really answering the ad I wrote, or paid to be in the news paper, please stop telling me how to make more money. I know how if you were emailing me with a genuine interest in what I am offering I would be making more money right now. Instead of reading your stupid come on designed to look like you are answering my ad.