Just the truth plain and simple….
*Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
*A Flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
*A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
*It’s better to understand a little than misunderstand a lot.
*It may be lonely at the top, but you eat better.
*Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener
*Never do card tricks in front of your poker buddies
*The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body needs to be on it.
*The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
*The problem with the gene pool is there is no lifeguard.
*The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
*Warning: Dates in the calendar are closer than they appear.
*Friends help you move. Real Friends help you move bodies
*You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word
*Your Kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.
*If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything!!
And…
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone!!...I mean it stop following me. But Subscribe to my blog!!
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Steve: I love these little ditties. Thanks for posting them. They made me laugh.
I don't know Steve, it kinda feels like a dare to follow you around now. LOL Keep a watch out behind you.
Those made me laugh too - I have a few you might enjoy:
Melissa, Happy to contribute to your laugh.
Tammy...I hope you will keep following...thanks Rear-view in place.
Mike I hear teaching a cat to swim can be painful too. I love your Contributions great...great ...great
Dead on, pretty much all around! Thanks for the Tuesday giggle. It seems I can always count on you.
Carissa, glad to share a few good chuckles...thanks
Steve, I did subscribe and blogs like this one are why. Great post. Who doesn't need a laugh?
Steve you had me a little concern when you stated "Do not walk behind me". I thought you were going to give another reason why ........... LOL
Steve...I always did like the one about sky diving. Much meaning if you look for it.
Bill, Always striving for humor and enough truth to make the thoughts interesting...make blogging fun.
Hello Steve - Thanks for these words of wisdom. Have a great day.
*A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
But the inventory can help while one is waiting for the check.
Those are very true. Thanks for the words of wisdom this morning. My wife, the elementary teacher, can certainly relate to the part about the honor student.